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Smart Arse of the Year Award


SMART ARSED ANSWER 6
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: "Would you
like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front
row. "What are my choices?" the man asked."Yes or no," she replied.

SMART ARSED ANSWER 5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check
tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he
opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without blinking an eyelid she said,
"Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

SMART ARSED ANSWER 4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of
Sainsbury's store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a passing assistant, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, they're dead."

SMART ARSED ANSWER 3
The policeman got out of his car and the boy racer he stopped for
speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the bobby said.
The kid replied, "Yes, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
without a ticket.

SMART ARSED ANSWER 2
A lorry driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up
that read "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he realised it, the bridge was
directly ahead and he got stuck under it.. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up.The policeman got out of his car and walked
to the lorry's cab and said to the driver "Got stuck, eh?"
The lorry driver said, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol!"

SMART ARSED ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2009
A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's
final exam." Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not
being here tomorrow I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious
personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it,
no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-arsed guy at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class was reduced to laughter and giggling.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the
student, shook her head and sweetly said, "Well, I suppose you'd have to write
the exam with your other hand."
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 emoticon Good one Wiz
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*cleans off screen* emoticon

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I had to share this one. Too funny.
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I thought it was about me emoticon

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OH CRAP!!! When I read the subject line...SO DID I!!!!! emoticon

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No comment Queeny emoticon emoticon though
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speak up I can't hear you emoticon

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