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The Shopping Trip


This was emailed me today, had to share this one with ya'll.... emoticon


I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was
standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned.

I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my
balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard
as he staggered out the door.


Stupid woman..........why else would I buy dog food?? emoticon
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Oh, you are sooooo bad LOL
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 emoticon emoticon good one......

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 emoticon emoticon

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Hahahahaha that's pretty good :2thumb
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Too funny Wiz! emoticon

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akewl, thanks:)
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 :2thumb Too funny, love it

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*bump*
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So glad you "bumped" that!! emoticon
I had to pass that one to Hubby.... emoticon

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